50% off! ...Not really.

...But I have been tagged by , so I have to list 13 facts about myself, answer 13 questions, ask 13 questions, and tag 7 people other than the person who tagged me. MOOD MUSIC, everyone!

#1: My role-playing character of choice is a deranged shopaholic.

#2: I listen to all types of music aside from rap and any type of rock music more extreme than heavy metal.

#3: I had a weird dream depicting the Straw Hat Pirates and the residents of the Scarlet Devil Mansion on the same spaceship a few nights ago.

#4: I have never been to Boston in the fall.

#5: Ever since I got a CPAP machine to help me breathe easier in my sleep, my dreams have been getting increasingly lucid and bizarre.

#6: My favorite athlete of all time is Joe Dumars III, former player for the Detroit Pistons.

#7: I am not Rappaport.

#8: I firmly believe that outside of a cat, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a cat, it's too dark to read.

#9: Bugs and spiders terrify me. Don't ask me why.

#10: My other role-playing character of choice is a deranged Black Maine Coon who makes reality his personal chew-toy.

#11: I figure I'm about 140 pounds overweight, and my goal is to return to my normal weight. That is, 70 pounds overweight.

#12: I had another weird dream last night depicting me having a conversation with Remilia Scarlet outside of a local gas station during the daytime.

#13: I've never owned a home video game console newer than a Super Nintendo.

NEXT, responses to questions:

#1: What was your favorite vacation? -- I don't like vacations on general principles. The only real "good" vacation I remember being on was in 2003-04 or thereabouts, when we spent a day at Ocean City, Maryland visiting my older brother. The Atlantic Ocean never looked so awesome.

#2: What do you think of heart transplants? -- If they keep people alive, I'm cool with them.

#3: Did you have surgeries? -- Nope. My health may not be the greatest, but it hasn't yet gotten to the point where I would require surgery to stay alive.

#4: What type of music do you listen to? -- *facepalm* I should've double-checked before listing facts about myself... see Fact #2 above.

#5: What cheers you up? -- The rambling nonsense of raocow, and the collection-obsessed commentary of RoahmMythril.

#6: What is your favorite book to read? -- Pretty much anything written by Jim Kjelgaard, a mid-20th century nature author. Any Garfield collection will do in a pinch, too.

#7: Who is your hero? -- My parents. It's because of them that I have morals weighing down my temper, after all. Without them, I probably wouldn't be in any position to type this.

#8: Do you have a job? -- Yep. Title researcher in a small town. Doesn't pay much, but I'm happy with it.

#9: What are you embarrassed about? -- The fact that my mother's more obsessed with cats than I am, and that's saying something.

#10: How old are you? -- Old enough that I can safely say that the Detroit Tigers' last World Series championship was within my lifetime.

#11: Where do you live? -- Kansas, USA.

#12: What is your favorite color? -- Blue and gray.

#13: What is your favorite animal? -- It's in my name, silly. >^_^<

NOW THEN, here's some stuff to answer:

#1: What would you consider the answer to life's problems? This may or may not be a serious question, I dunno.

#2: Where's the best place you've ever been?

#3: Favorite song, and by whom?

#4: Heads, tails, or edge?

#5: Have you ever seen a dot matrix printer?

#6: #2 or #3 pencil?

#7: Favorite non-candy snack of choice?

#8: Have you ever held out a coffee cup and just followed where it took you?

#9: Ever been a victim of a random act of management?

#10: Ever been bowling?

#11: Do woodchucks chuck wood?

#12: Favorite animal?

#13: Have you ever felt like a meaningless cog? If you haven't, have you ever felt like working up to being one?

AND FINALLY, some tags. If you feel like breaking the chain, it's no skin off my nose. Ciao mein, everyone!